4 Beeswax Candles That Say, ‘The Sluttiest Thing I Own is a Crop Top from The Strand Bookstore’

This neat little candle burns for 90 hours, which will come in handy because you’re re-reading the entire Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe series this winter (just like you do every winter). You love adventure and even get a little daring in real life – occasionally flashing a little midriff over your cargo pants. Put this candle out even when guests are over to let them know that the sluttiest thing you own is a crop top from The Strand.