4 Bedroom Plants He’ll Have To Slice Through With A Machete If He Wants That Pussy

When you’re walking up the stairs to your apartment, run in front of him and make your way through the gorgeous faux monstera covering the open floor. When he finally catches up, yell “a quest is afoot!” from your bed. If he wants that good good he’s gonna have to successfully knife down an expensive house plant. But don’t forget to water them in between all the hot tropical sex you’re about to have!