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Rhapis Palm

This gorgeous palm can brighten any corner, or every inch of your room if your really feeling the mysterious island vibe. It’s beauty is proved to reduce anxiety, boost your energy, and lead to some fun Road to El Dorado role playing between you and your man. Who wouldn’t want a lovely room adornment that also gets him to wear a vest and sing “The Trail We Blaze” before going down on you!