4 Bedroom Plants He’ll Have To Slice Through With A Machete If He Wants That Pussy

Hide your bed within a grouping of cat palms to bring a pop of color and the lure of a quest to your next sexual experience! Make sure it’s so heavy that it is impossible to move aside, making it necessary to find a sharp blade of some sort to slice through the dense unknown. If you hear the grunts of a man chopping through shrubbery, get that puss ready because it’s about to go down.