4 Bedroom Plants He’ll Have To Slice Through With A Machete If He Wants That Pussy

The white bird of paradise’s long leaves give off a tropical vibe that will have him pulling out a machete announcing, “the treasure is just beyond the barrier!” Place a few of these at the entrance of your bedroom door to see if he’s dedicated enough to get a machete and tear apart some trees in order to fuck you. Elegant and challenging!