RoC Retinol Correxion Deep Wrinkle Anti-Aging Retinol Night Cream (Ulta, $25)
This retinol cream helps fade forehead wrinkles and sunspots around your eyes. Then, no one will ever guess that in addition to having a successful job and three children, you once flew to Barbados on a whim for a trip that was part philanthropy, part fuck vacation, and inadvertently helped solve a murder. This cream will help you maintain the face of someone who’s spent her short young life calmly reading books under an umbrella.