4 Anti-Wrinkle Creams So Effective, No One Will Know You’ve Lived A Full Life

Olay Regenerist, Micro-Sculpting Cream (Amazon, $20)

Olay’s Regenerist cream will firm skin, diminishing the appearance of wrinkles and fine lines. It will also disguise the fact that you’ve had four different, satisfying careers, happily dated all kinds of different people, and have had your artwork displayed on three continents. Wipe that embarrassing life off your face with this youth-preserving wrinkle cream!