3 Hallmark Movies That Won’t Make You Wet But Won’t Leave You Completely Dry Either

So take a break from your consciousness with these Hallmark Christmas movies —sorry we said “holiday-themed” before, we were trying to be inclusive, but Hallmark makes Christmas movies for and with white gentiles and you might as well know it. They won’t flood the basement, but you do have a chance of walking away not entirely parched. Merry xxxmas! Okay, maybe just xxmas.