3 Hallmark Movies That Won’t Make You Wet But Won’t Leave You Completely Dry Either

Switched for Christmas

Adult estranged identical twins switch places leading up to Christmas in this movie that will make you say, “What?” There’s also some stuff with broad-shouldered, white-teethed, brunette men in wool coats who look as identical to each other as the twins despite that not being part of it. If you have a twin thing, this movie could make you moderately wet, but otherwise, you can aim for not-totally-bone-dry. Try thinking of it as a kink for the oppressively normal. Twisted!