3 Cozy-Looking Sweaters That Say, ‘HAHA, I’m Actually Itchy AF’

Oversized Alpaca Cardigan (Cuyana, $225)

Looking for a soft, oversized sweater to keep you warm this fall season? Look no further than this classic cardigan you can throw over any outfit to feel a bit more comfy. Enjoy relaxing at home in this number, because after wearing it for ten minutes you’ll be forced to take it off after you scratch your whole body off. You’ll be so confused since it’s made from alpaca wool, but the sweater will smirk and say, “Wow, you’re so gullible! I’m actually not soft. I’m fucking itchy! Haha!”