3 Cozy-Looking Sweaters That Say, ‘HAHA, I’m Actually Itchy AF’

BDG Charlie Dolman Cardigan (Urban Outfitters, $59)

This ribbed sweater’s oversized sleeves and matching pockets will make you the talk of the town at your work happy hour. Throw this on and you’ll look casual and stylish. On the inside, you’ll be freaking out because this sweater makes your skin crawl. After five minutes, you’ll angrily tear this off your body. The sweater will giggle and say, “Hee hee hee, you’re so dumb, I’m an itchy fucker!” Everyone from your office will wonder who you’re talking to when you reply, “Augh, you are a piece of shit!” What a tricky little guy!