3 Cozy-Looking Sweaters That Say, ‘HAHA, I’m Actually Itchy AF’

This pullover is perfect for a date night on a chilly evening. As your date walks you home, he’ll give you a hug. But the minute he puts his hands on your sweater, he’ll shudder and say, “Oh wow, that sweater is super itchy.” You’ll open your mouth to respond, but your evil itchy sweater will do the talking and say, “Yeah, dumbass, I know. I’m an itchy monster. Go fuck yourself!” Your date may never call again, but at least you will have this horrible sweater to snuggle with for the rest of your life.