10 Women Christian Men Should Not Marry, by Name

It’s hard out there for a Christian man to find the right woman to marry, and guides aren’t often specific enough. Here is a biblically sound guide to the women that men should avoid, but this time we’re going to include their names just to be more specific:


Erica Gomez (29, Seattle, WA)

Scripture is replete with exhortations against Erica Gomez, and for good reason: “For she will turn you away from my love and toward Yoga and Pilates, and the Lord’s anger will burn against you and will quickly destroy you” (Deut 7:3-4).


D’Arcy Jarreau (32, Los Angeles, Ca)

Darcy Jarreau, is off limits for a Christian man. Her kooky theme parties and game nights constitute sin that prevents one from obtaining eternal life (1 Cor 6:9).


Natasha Newell (28, Poughkeepsie, NY)

Not a sin, but certainly not God’s ideal. God just thinks you can do better. (Eph 5:25).


Chelsea Hawkins Clarke (31, New York, NY)

Man was created for God, woman was created for Man, and Chelsea Hawkins Clarke was created for no one. This can be found in various places in the bible (Eph 5:22, Col 3:18, 1 Pet 3:1).


Aubrey Felt-Fuchs (26, Pittsburgh, PA)

In the Christian worldview, there is “absolutely no room for a marriage in which Aubrey Felt-Fuchs of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is a participant”(Malachi 2:15).


Dara Pappalardo, Courtney Drezen, Emily Baskin, Hannah Tideman and Rita Bassist (25-27, Boca Raton, FL)

“I just do not like them” – God.


There are more women to avoid, but these are the main ones. Remember, strong men make strong wives. Best of luck, Christian men!