So you just went through a break-up and need a sonic pick-me-up. These 10 songs are your perfect dose of inspiration. You’ll wanna wash that man right out of your hair before realizing oh yeah you reconciled and are now fully in love and stronger than ever. Oh well, these songs are still good.
1. Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye
Crank this song, paint your whole body, and blend into a wall because your ex isn’t ya man anymore, he’s somebody you used to know. You don’t even need his love! Except you do because you got back together, and now he’s somebody you currently know and are dating seriously.
2. New Rules by Dua Lipa
This Dua Lipa hit is catchy and instructional – with these rules, you’re sure to keep yourself from getting re-involved with your ex except oh boy, okay, you are actually dating him again because you picked up the phone when he called and “new rules” is what you two call your guidelines for rebuilding trust in your broken relationship. Damn.
3. Someone Like You by Adele
Your breakup was hard. But just like Adele, you’re gonna find someone like him. In fact, you found someone exactly like him because you two are back together. He is your boyfriend. You are his girlfriend. It isn’t over, because it is back on.
4. Problem by Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea
You got one less problem without him, girl! One less problem without your ex, who is actually your boyfriend again since I started writing this article. Fuck! Okay well I guess that’s fine.
5. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift
It’s like Taylor Swift says: “you go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me” and through that process, you and your ex reconnected and are now back together. Oops! It’s like Justin Bieber says: never say never!
6. It Ain’t Me by Selena Gomez
Sing along with Selena as she confidently proclaims she won’t be there for her ex anymore to take him home after he drinks too much at the club or something. It ain’t you! In this case it is you though because you are dating him again and if he drinks too much at the club it would be nice of you to pick him up.
7. I Don’t Fuck With You by Big Sean ft. E-40
There’s nothing like standing in a circle in the club with your girls scream-singing this chorus at every guy that’s ever wronged you. You do fuck with your ex, however, because he’s your boyfriend again and it turns out you really love him and would have forever lived with regret if you didn’t give your relationship another chance.
8. We Don’t Talk Anymore by Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez
This is a nice quiet sad song that lets you mourn the friendship you lost with your ex when he started dating someone new. That was sad. Except that didn’t happen to you bitch! You got back together! You talk a lot I assume!
9. Really Don’t Care by Demi Lovato
Even if the stars and moon collide, you never want him back in your life, cause you really don’t care! So much so that you drunk texted him a week after breaking up and now you’re back together. Did you even listen to any of these songs?
10. Jar Of Hearts by Christina Perri
This is a good one to scream from the rooftops, especially the harsh af chorus. “Who do you think you are,” you can sing, “running around leaving scars!” And he can respond “I’m your boyfriend Jeff remember? We got back together two weeks ago.” And you can be like “Oh yeah haha. Nice.”
Welp, there you have it: a list I made for you that you didn’t need. Now that you’re back with your ex, best to enjoy one of the five million songs about reconciling including at least three songs called “Back To You.” Congratulations! Here’s hoping it works out, but if it doesn’t, at least you have this playlist.
