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Devastating! Thanksgiving Weed Cousin Now Turkey Trot 5K Cousin

Nice! This Woman Said Something Really Dumb but No One Was Paying Attention

Going Gentle Into That Good Night? Woman Tucks Herself Into Bed at 4 p.m.

How to Safely Thaw a Turkey by Spooning It Overnight

Why Is My Coworker Being Called a ‘Rockstar’ Even Though I’m the One Who Shows Up Drunk to Work?

Wow! This Woman Is Spending Her Hottest Years Thinking They’re Ahead of Her

‘Eldest Daughter’ Finally Added as Official Diagnosis in DSM-V

Woman Wants to Be More Productive but Doesn’t Want to Do More Stuff

Maybelline Unveils New Lipstick Specially Designed to Write Ominous Threats on Mirrors

Aww! This Woman Sees the Face of God in Every Person She Meets, and It’s Terrifying

Woman Doesn’t Want Kids Because Then That’s Just More Birthdays to Remember

Silence on Other End of Line Suggests Friend Also Using Phone for Twitter

Woman Spends Majority of Yoga Class Mentally Applauding Self for Being at Yoga Class

How to Say ‘Wow’ in a Tone So Devastating That You Win the Argument

I LIVED IT: The $80 Moisturizer I Used Worked

Resourceful! Woman Out of Olive Oil Uses Keyboard Grease Instead

Woman at Gates of Heaven Rejected for Taking Work Call in Coffee Shop

Why I’m Giving Up Self-Deprecating Humor in Favor of Just Saying Nothing I Guess

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