Author Archives for Steph Westendorf

How To Ride His Dick Without Spilling Your PSL

Good for Her! Mercury Not in Retrograde but in New York With Pete Davidson

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10 Calf Exercises You Can Help This Adorable Baby Cow Do

Smooth Criminal? This Burglar Waxes and Shaves

Are You Bloated Because You’re PMSing or Because You’re About to Lay 1,000 Eggs?

Got a Bone to Pick? This Surgeon Likes the Femur

How to Eat An Italian Meal by Pretending Stanley Tucci Is Feeding It to You

How to Make Time for Exercise by Quitting Your Job and Returning Your Kids

25 Facts About Burnout That You’re Too Exhausted To Read

You Go, Girl! This Woman’s Been Stopped at a Green Light Too Long

Guilty Pleasure? This Pleasure Wants a Fair Trial by a Jury of Its Peers

Wordle Gets Much Harder After Intense Foreplay

Chicken Tender? This Chicken is a Gentle Lover

The Devil is in The Details but Says He Can Do Big Picture Stuff Too

Under The Weather? The Weather Is a Total Top

Help! I Had Sex With the Anonymous Hippopotamus in My Google Doc and Now He Wants to Reveal His Name