Author Archives for Steph Westendorf

How to Make Your Needs Known by Hijacking the Intercom at This Grocery Store

How to Get Off That Couch and Onto This Bigger, Softer Couch

How to Get Him Hard by Staring Into His Eyes and Being Medusa

Do You Love Him or Does His Apartment Just Have Great Parking?

How to Orgasm So Hard You Fill Out Your Application for Student Debt Relief

Jackson, MS Has No Water So Here’s a Detailed Look of This Dead Woman’s Fashion Legacy

How To Ride His Dick Without Spilling Your PSL

Good for Her! Mercury Not in Retrograde but in New York With Pete Davidson

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10 Calf Exercises You Can Help This Adorable Baby Cow Do

Smooth Criminal? This Burglar Waxes and Shaves

Are You Bloated Because You’re PMSing or Because You’re About to Lay 1,000 Eggs?

Got a Bone to Pick? This Surgeon Likes the Femur

How to Eat An Italian Meal by Pretending Stanley Tucci Is Feeding It to You

How to Make Time for Exercise by Quitting Your Job and Returning Your Kids

25 Facts About Burnout That You’re Too Exhausted To Read

You Go, Girl! This Woman’s Been Stopped at a Green Light Too Long

Guilty Pleasure? This Pleasure Wants a Fair Trial by a Jury of Its Peers

Wordle Gets Much Harder After Intense Foreplay