Author Archives for Paige Danes

Jennifer Can’t Believe Her Book Club ‘Brexit’ Was Permanent

I Can’t Get Off Unless I’m Treated Like a Customer Service Rep

How to Talk to a Coworker When Her Perfume Attracts Badgers

“Choo-choo” Your Way Into His Heart with Model Trains

The Top 6 Mirrors That Are Filthy Fucking Liars

Why Do I Always Fall for the Very Man I’m Sent to Kill?

Fluids You May Want to Bathe In? We’re Not Scientists.

Reductress - Pregnant Woman

My Womb Is Bugs and I Never Knew

Just Eat it All, Fucking Eat the Whole Thing