Author Archives for Maria Randazzo

How to Get Jon Ossoff to Notice Your $10 Campaign Contribution

Why I Stopped Texting ‘Yay!’ and Started Texting ‘It is With Blithe Spirit I Receive This News’

How Are You - Reductress

Yeast Infection Always?

Woman Has 37 Little Dinners

How to Make Your Friend’s C-Section About You

These Little Garbanzo Beans Are My Best Friends

8 Fall Jackets That Won’t Keep You Warm So Let’s Just Skip Right to These 10 Winter Coats

Fall Fashion: Slouchy Sweaters, Slouchy Boots, Slouchy Labia

Yes, I Have Bed Bugs But At Least Someone Wants a Nibble

QUIZ: Am I 31 or 32 I Honestly Can’t Remember

Absolutely Unreal: I Bought Stamps

Create a Morning Routine to Make Yourself 3 Hours Late to Work Every Day

Rudy Giuliani is a MOOD

Me Time For Mom: The Charmin Bears Are Obsessed With Shit and Perverted

How to Make Literally Any Meal a ‘Bowl’