Author Archives for Mai Tran

Healthy Masculinity? This Man Eats Salads

‘I Can Appreciate the Human Form,’ Says Woman About to Discover She’s Asexual

Aging Gracefully? Woman Cropping Shirts Below the Belly Button Instead of Above

Gladiator? Woman Gave a Thumbs Down in the Group Chat

Top Chef? This Chef Only Serves Bottoms

How to Buy a Pair of Pants Without Picturing Them Washing Up on the Shores of Ghana

‘I Am My Ancestors’ Wildest Dreams,’ Says Woman Who Can’t Make Fire, Grow Food, or Build a House

It’s Too Cold to Exercise in Winter,’ Says Woman Who Will Be Too Hot to Exercise in Summer

Eighth Grade Teacher

Nice! Woman Works With Kids Because Adults Can’t Stand Her

Woman Excited to Attend Coachella on TikTok

Woman Only Flosses Once It’s Too Late

Wow! Man Reading Self-Help Books Worse Than Man Reading Regular Books

QUIZ: Are You Vers or Are You Just a People Pleaser?

Brave! This Woman Psychoanalyzed Her Friends Without a License

How I Learned About Edging by Watching My Roomba Clean Corners

Wow! Woman Afraid of Serial Killers Has Never Experienced Slow Systemic Death

How to Stop Your Small Friends From Saying ‘I Can Fit in That!’ Every Time They See a Suitcase

Selling Book for $45 Added to List of Presidential War Crimes