Author Archives for Laura Fabius

Nostalgic Woman Goes Back to Visit Online School

Woman Posts Vague Lost Dog Sign Just to See What Comes In

Man Experiencing Labor Sympathy Pains After Doctor Accidentally Tosses Baby Into Balls

FDA Advises Extra Wet-Looking Piece Of Lettuce Not Suitable For Consumption

Last-minute Christmas Stocking Stuffer Ideas That Are All At-home PCR Tests

Straight Jackets to Still Be Gay In

Wild Woman On Violent Search For Next ASMR Tingle

small dog sitting on picnic blanket

BREAKING: Stranger Petting Your Dog Wrong

This Woman Honored Her Inner Child by Taking Her Back-to-School Shopping

This Dating App Will Find You a Threesome Tonight but We Can’t Guarantee That You Will Be in It

Cowl Necklines for When You Want to Cosplay Cattle in a Yoke

The Best Anti-Aging Creams Under $30 That Unfortunately Are Sunblock

Influencer Posting Selfies as If There Are No War Crimes Happening Right Now

Beep Beep! This Car Makes Feminine Beeps

woman with fedora and hat holding fern in front of face

How to Avoid Running Into Your Ex by Wearing a Hat, Sunglasses, and Always Carrying a Large Fern

Woman Unsure What Life Will be Like When She Can’t Masturbate at Three in the Afternoon

Not Sure If Dad Meant to Instagram That Photo of Grass

Tell Us Your Sign and We’ll Tell You if Your Birthday Will be Considered Non-Essential Business