Author Archives for Grace Bahler

The Only Ass This Woman is Eating is Pirate’s Booty

Bralette Just a Fancy Training Bra???

How to Save Money at The Farmer’s Market by Just Walking Around Aimlessly With Your Tote Bag

Yikes! Boyfriend Identifying As ‘Gamer’ Now

QUIZ: How Old Is Your Niece Again?

Girl Boss! This Woman Checks Her Gmail At The Club

OMG: These Taylor Swift Lyrics Might Have Just Revealed She Has Hemorrhoids

Woman Running with Hair Down???

How to Stay Humble Even Though People Are Looking At Your LinkedIn Profile

How to Establish Yourself As the Mom of the Friend Group by Breastfeeding the Whole Gang

You Can Own Meghan Markle’s Wardrobe! But Prince Harry Will Never Go Down on You

How to Be Taken Seriously When You Ate Soap and Now Bubbles Come Out Every Time You Talk

Today’s Horoscope is Perfect for Justifying Your Bad Decisions

I’m Not Saying I Ate a Lush Bath Bomb, I’m Just Saying This One Really Looked Like Chocolate

How to Tell If You’re Gay by Kissing Me, OK? I Found a Quiet Spot Over Here

I Don’t Care If People Don’t Like Me, I Just Need a List of Who and Why Not