Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

I LIVED IT: I Said I Liked Reading so Someone Asked What I’m Reading Now

How I Make Time for Everything by Lying to Myself

Violence Condemned in Favor of Violence

REPORT: Coworker Gone So Long They Definitely Pooped

A24 Announces They’re Done With the Emo Shit, Finally Rich Enough to Fund a Movie With Big Explosion

What the Fuck? Younger Sibling Whole Person

Male Loneliness Epidemic? This Guy Fucking Sucks

Scientists Confirm Buying Candy Is One of Adulthood’s Last Remaining Pleasures

Yay! This Woman Enjoyed the Cool Weather for a Few Days and Is Now Ready to Go Back

Woah! Woman Masturbating Analog

Feel the Rain on Your Skin! This Woman Lost Her Umbrella Again

Grandma’s ‘Cure’ for Stomach Ache Also Recipe for Baking Soda Volcano

QUIZ: Are Your Boobs Bigger Because You’re PMS-ing or Did the Blood Sacrifice Finally Work?

Relationship Entering Stage Where Couple Mostly Proofreads Each Other’s Emails

Feel Old Yet? Zayn Is 86

Scientists Confirm Now Is the Time to Start Thinking of a Halloween Costume or It’ll Be Too Late

REPORT: Roommate Who Bakes Is Atlas Carrying Weight of Apartment’s Mental Health

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