Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

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Jealous! This Nation Regularly Elects Female Leaders

Woman Way Too Many Farts in to Keep Acknowledging Each One

Fuck! Woman Playing Favorite Song on Run Will Now Forever Associate Favorite Song With Running

Woman Full but Definitely Not in ‘Stop Eating’ Kind of Way

Couple’s First Vacation Together Mainly Test of Whether He’s Good at Photographing Her

Rehearsal Dinner? This Woman Is Eating Lunch

‘I’m Really Into Cardio Right Now,’ Says Woman Who Doesn’t Know How to Use Any Other Gym Equipment

Woman Hoping Random Pimple Comes Across as Marilyn Monroe-Style Mole

Woman Unsure if She Wants to Have a Dog for Next 14 Years or Just Pet a Dog for 5 Minutes Now

Woman Positive She Napped the Whole Flight About to Learn She Dozed for 7 Minutes

Fuck! Woman Who Usually Showers at Night Finding Morning Shower Energizing

‘Now Let’s Turn That Resistance up a Notch!’ Says Spin Instructor Who Doesn’t Get You at All

Woman on Airplane Napping in Positions She Hasn’t Attempted Since the Womb

Woman Backs Up in Parking Spot so She Can Redo Angle a Little Worse This Time

Woman Adding ‘Key of C Major’ to Karaoke YouTube Search Not Messing Around

Wow! Woman’s Favorite Part of Gym the Big Mirror

Brave! This Woman Is About to Poop With Low Battery

‘We’ve Lost the Art of Writing Love Letters,’ Says Woman Who Really Only Wants to Receive Them

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