Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

Now Streaming! My Pee

Jealous? This Baby’s Inbox is Empty

FitBit Not Registering All the Emotional Steps You Took Today

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Can Hear Me Having Sex but Doesn’t Make It Weird

Stretch Marks on Boobs Sort of a Humble Brag

This Isn’t a Tattoo, It’s a Huge Mole in the Shape of My Favorite Bible Verse

10th Grade Teacher Arrested but Not for the Thing You Thought

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