Author Archives for Annie Ertle

Woman Picking Up Dry Cleaning Like Some Kind of Rom-Com Protagonist

Michelin Star? Woman Reheats Meal in Oven Instead of Microwave

Medicine’s Side Effects Read Like Woman’s Average Day

Girlboss! This Woman is Typing All Loud

Woman Fully Just Pissing Diet Coke at This Point

How to Feel Confident Even Though Face ID Doesn’t Recognize You Without Makeup

Woman’s Enemies So Lucky She Doesn’t Have the Wherewithal to Execute Her Schemes

How to Buy a Father’s Day Card Even Though Your Dad Isn’t a Golf-Obsessed Alcoholic

How I Achieved French Girl Coolness By Living With Twelve Little Girls in Two Straight Lines

Nice! Woman’s High School Insecurities Still Fit

Great! Prettiest Friend Wants to FaceTime

Woman Not Proud of What She Did to Get Free Shipping

Girlboss! This Woman Just Learned the Keyboard Shortcut for Copying and Pasting

Woman Lured by Promises She Knows Shampoo Can’t Keep

How to Feel Like You’ve Been Productive Even Though Your Shrek Impression Hasn’t Improved

Embarrassing! This Woman is Still Burning Her Wintery Scented Candles

4 Boss Bitch Anthems to Turn Down at a Red Light