Author Archives for Annie Ertle

Meet Our Generation’s Most Brilliant Mind: This Woman Found a Typo in a Book

‘I Want to Set You Up!’ Exclaims Friend Scheming to Frame You for Years-Old Murder

Woman Holding on to All Her Slutty Little Shein Tops in Case She Has a Daughter One Day

How Crazy Straws Taught Me to Love My Beautiful, Broken Brain

Woman Trudges Through Awful 24 Hours of It Not Being Her Birthday

Birthday Girl Asks DJ to Spin the ‘Oklahoma’ Soundtrack

Woman Frees Hot Dog of All Innuendo by Eating It Like Corn on the Cob

Real Life ‘American Psycho’? This Man Has a Business Card

These Trendy Farmhouse Sinks Are Perfect for Rinsing Off Cow Afterbirth

Cool! This New Shapewear Twists You Into a Möbius Strip

Post-Nut Clarity? Woman Realizes She’s Allergic to Almonds

5 Grain Bowls That Are Just a Microwaved Bag of Popcorn

Turn Your Office Holiday Party Into an Inaugural Union Meeting

Woman Picking Up Dry Cleaning Like Some Kind of Rom-Com Protagonist

Michelin Star? Woman Reheats Meal in Oven Instead of Microwave

Medicine’s Side Effects Read Like Woman’s Average Day

Girlboss! This Woman is Typing All Loud

Woman Fully Just Pissing Diet Coke at This Point