Author Archives for Annie Ertle

March Madness! Unreliable Narrator Wanders Desolate Moors Wearing Only a Nightgown

Forget Salary Transparency – Your Coworkers Need to Know Your Body Count

Achieve the Perfect Ponytail by Hiring a Stablehand to Groom You

Child About to Unfold Paper Snowflake Unknowingly Experiencing Their Last Moments of True Wonder and Joy

Yikes! Apple Tree Exhibiting Real ‘Pick Me’ Energy

Yikes! Woman Misunderstands What ‘Bring Your Furry Friends’ Means

This Small Kitchen Gadget Changed My Life by Offering Me the Role of Fanny Brice

Meet Our Generation’s Most Brilliant Mind: This Woman Found a Typo in a Book

‘I Want to Set You Up!’ Exclaims Friend Scheming to Frame You for Years-Old Murder

Woman Holding on to All Her Slutty Little Shein Tops in Case She Has a Daughter One Day

How Crazy Straws Taught Me to Love My Beautiful, Broken Brain

Woman Trudges Through Awful 24 Hours of It Not Being Her Birthday

Birthday Girl Asks DJ to Spin the ‘Oklahoma’ Soundtrack

Woman Frees Hot Dog of All Innuendo by Eating It Like Corn on the Cob

Real Life ‘American Psycho’? This Man Has a Business Card

These Trendy Farmhouse Sinks Are Perfect for Rinsing Off Cow Afterbirth

Cool! This New Shapewear Twists You Into a Möbius Strip

Post-Nut Clarity? Woman Realizes She’s Allergic to Almonds