Author Archives for Alexandra Ozeri

Undecided On This Year’s Election? Why Not Find a Therapist or Moral Compass

How to Give a Blow Job Safely, With a Mask and Face Shield

White Woman Puts Herself in Someone Else’s Shoes, Loses Mind

Racist Really Doesn’t Want to Hear That They’re Racist at a Time Like This

Woman Not Sure If She Composts

10 Cute Bathrobes Because Women Need to Look Pretty Every Goddamn Second

Justin Timberlake Apologizes For Inappropriate Behavior, Hasn’t Yet Apologized For Being A General Douchebag

If You Think Blue Balls Is Bad, Wait ‘Till This Halloween When You Experience Candy Corn Clit

7 Ways To Deal With Your Hormones That All Involved Getting Fucked

How To Spend 3 Hours Trying To Fix Your Oily Hair Instead Of Washing It

Meghan Markle Just Ate A Plum With Her Hands, And The Royal Family Just Shit All Over Their Huge Hats

Life Begins The Second A Girl’s Uncle Decides On Incest

Hero! This Man Watched Porn That Wasn’t About Flushing A Woman’s Head In A Toilet!

4 Liberating Haircuts That Will Make Him Say, ‘I Liked Your Hair Better Long’

Ellen Degeneres Surprises Charming Lady Bug with Check for 50 Million Dollars

How to Ask Him to Move His Fingers Exactly .004 Centimeters to The Right of Your Clit

Aw! Restaurant Breastfeeds Into Wine Glasses In Solidarity With New Mom

New Dating App Matches You With A Mom That Doesn’t Care If You Get Married