Tag Archive: Running

‘I’m Running Late!’ Says Woman Who Is Walking Late

I LIVED IT: I Was Late to a Meeting and My Boss Made Me Run Laps

Jog Quickly Rebranded as Stroll

Woman Looking for Running Route That’s Not Uphill or Downhill or Flat

‘I Want to Run a Marathon,’ Says Woman Who Wants to Do the Carb-Loading Part

Woman Spends 45 Minutes Picking Songs for 15 Minute Run

How to Run the Turkey Trot So Slow That You Never Have to Go Back to Your Family

Fuck! Woman Playing Favorite Song on Run Will Now Forever Associate Favorite Song With Running

‘I’m Really Into Cardio Right Now,’ Says Woman Who Doesn’t Know How to Use Any Other Gym Equipment

‘Just Going on a Quick Run!’ Texts Woman Who Should Have Specified It’s the Drug Kind

Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast

Woman Brings Running Shoes on Vacation in Case She Has Time to Become a Completely Different Person

Good Song Makes Woman Think She’s a Runner for 1 Minute and 41 Seconds

Runner’s High? Yeah She Is

Run Downgraded to Sitting on Bench to Look at Sticks

Entire Treadmill Workout Consumed by Seeing How Fast Person Next to You Is Running

Woman Who Left for Work Clean and Well-Groomed Arrives at Work Sweaty, Malnourished, and Scared

How to Run With Your Partner Without Being a Running Couple