REPORT: That’s a Job for a Shower, Not Deodorant

News

Family Hasn’t Noticed It’s Estranged

“I didn’t go home for Christmas last year, and my mom posted a group photo that said, ‘Gang’s all here!'”

Style

QUIZ: Should You Try Cutting Your T-Shirt or Just Throw It in the Trash Right Now?

Can you trust yourself to cut in a straight line?

News

Small Dog Huge Bitch

Way to prove no one is too tiny to be an absolute cunt!

Living

4 Expensive Smoothing Serums That Will Give Your Pillowcase a Taut, Even Glow

Tired of your serum staying on your face until the morning? Well, look no further!

Living

QUIZ: Will Calling Your Mom Make You Feel Better or Make Everything 1000% Worse?

It’s kind of a toss-up which version of her you’ll get over the phone at any given time.

News

Officials Announce That Editing a Video on Your Phone Now Included as Olympic Sport

“I’ve personally never done anything more difficult, exhausting, or tedious in my life.”

News

Woman Working Her Way Through Pint of Ice Cream With Practiced, Patient Hand of Michelangelo Sculpting David

Alma explained that she never really ‘got’ art until she worked her way through her first pint of rocky road.

Thoughts

How I Finally Cut Down My Screen Time by Getting Really Into God

It’s easier to resist the pull of Instagram when you’re concerned about the fate of your soul.

News

Man in Open Space on Sidewalk Using All His Willpower Not to Do Push-ups Right Now

“It’s tough when you see such a perfect spot to do pushups like that.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Had to Wear Sunglasses Even Though My Eyes Are My Best Feature

Sure, my eyes weren’t strained by direct sunlight anymore, but at what cost?

News

‘Flirting With Girls Is Just So Scary,’ Says Woman Who Regularly Risks Death Flirting With Men

“She flirted with a random guy on the way over here, and he was wearing a ton of pro-gun paraphernalia.”

Living

QUIZ: Should You Put a Down Payment on a House or Buy This Throw Pillow?

What are your long-term financial goals?

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Hot Rodent Boyfriend Dumped Me for Some Cheese

I saw him at our favorite restaurant with a measly slice of American cheddar.

News

Gay Man Still Transphobic

What the fuck? But aren’t ‘gay’ and ‘trans’ a united front always?

News

Woman at Bookstore Lingers by Nonfiction Section Before Picking Up Smut

“Every third book, she glanced at the back, opened it up, and pretended to read a few pages.”

News

Woman Not Sure if She Has Seasonal Depression or Just Normal Relationship to the Seasons

“I can’t really imagine anyone feeling just as good in winter as they do in the summer.”

News

Impressive! This Woman Didn’t Ask to Hit Her Friend’s Vape for the Entire Hang

“I honestly don’t know how I got through it, but I’m super proud of myself.”

Living

How to Pick Up Guys at the Gym and Throw Them

Lift with your knees!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Had to Wear Underwear Other Than the Two Pairs I Like

The rest of my underwear is lingerie or really ugly.

News

REPORT: Your Summer Plans Are Embarrassing and You’re a Loser

“I’ll probably go upstate for a weekend in August maybe.” you said stupidly.

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