Quantcast
Reductress
  • News
  • Living
  • Entertainment
  • Love and Sex
  • Womanspiration
  • Print Edition
  • Thoughts
  • Style

  • Podcasts
  • Shop
  • Events
  • Satire Workshops
Reductress

Women's News. Feminized.

  • Podcasts
  • Shop
  • Events
  • Satire Workshops

Yikes! Restaurant Serving Biblically Accurate Angel Hair Pasta

Print Edition -  Mar 19, 2025  By: Sarah Harsh 
  • Tweet

You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke.

Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more.

click to learn more >

SHARE:

8 Strands Per Strand??RestaurantPasta
Good For Her! Woman Lured Men to Their Death With Her Song Woman Unsure if She’s Sweaty Because of Caffeine, Medication, Anxiety, Fear, or General Vibe

SHOP REDUCTRESS:

  • "Gay for Hockey" Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • "Gentle Parenting" Unisex Tee
  • "Gay for Women's Basketball" Unisex Tee
  • "More of A Weed Person" Can Cooler Sleeve
  • "I HAVE SENSORY ISSUES" Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • "Calling My Representative Wasn't Enough, so I F*cked His Wife" Unisex Tee
  • "Fuck The Sun" Dad Hat
  • "Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My Abortion" Black Mug
  • "Eldest Daughter" Unisex Tee

POPULAR:

  • Studies Show the Best Way to Dress Sustainably Is to Wear the Ugly Clothes You Already Own

  • REPORT: Parents Only Capable of Correct Pronouns When Watching Mrs. Doubtfire

  • ‘Now’s Just Not the Right Time,’ Says Woman About Anything She Is Supposed to Do Ever

  • REPORT: You Felt Weird at the Party Because You Were Being Weird

  • Why I’m Pickling My Vibrator

  • 5 Halloween Costumes That Are Obviously Just What You Want to Roleplay As Later

  • ABOUT US
  • CONTACT
  • PARTNER WITH US
  • CAREERS
  • COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES
  • SHOP REDUCTRESS
  • PRIVACY POLICY

Read More:

  • News
  • Living
  • Entertainment
  • Style
  • Love & Sex
  • Thoughts
  • Womanspiration
  • From the Print Edition
  • R Network

Follow Us:

  • Facebook
  • Tumblr
  • Twitter
  • Pinterest
  • Instagram
  • Youtube

Sign Up For Our Newsletter...

Copyright 2026 Reductress.

×
WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
FACEBOOK
TWITTER Follow @reductress
FOLLOW REDUCTRESS TODAY.