Author Archives for Sarah Harsh

Prayers of Millions Powerless to Protect Pope Against 17 Minutes With J.D. Vance

Jerk Chicken? This Chicken’s a Real Asshole

Relatable! Economy Is Crashing Out

Yikes! Restaurant Serving Biblically Accurate Angel Hair Pasta

Woman Treats Herself to Ceremonial-Grade Cocaine

Nice! This Woman Met Her Younger Self for Coffee and They Hooked Up

Brave! This Woman Saw Babygirl Even Though She’s Lactose Intolerant

The Gender Spectrum Collection

So Awkward! Dealer Makes You Have a Whole Conversation First

How to Navigate the Airport With the Confidence of the Kid From Love Actually

Uh Oh! Elf on a Shelf Found Sex Toy Drawer

Thanksgiving Leftovers on Fourth Reincarnation Beg for Sweet Release of Garbage Disposal

Jack-O-Lantern Really Regretting Buccal Fat Removal

I LIVED IT: I Wore Jorts on a Hayride and Now I’m Pregnant With a Scarecrow Baby

How to Swipe Right Even Though He Isn’t the Lindt Chocolatier

Woman Stuck in Political Argument With Some Guy She Just Met

How to Piss Off J.D. Vance by Giving Your Cat IVF

REPORT: Almond Mom Inherited Diet Culture From Amphetamine Grandma