At the latest Kessler family gathering, 29-year-old Grace Kessler gave a revolutionary answer to her relatives’ prodding about when she would have kids: She doesn’t want fucking kids.
Incredible and concise! You inspire us, Grace!
Grace’s family had a difficult time fully grasping what she meant when she said, “I don’t want fucking kids.”
“Gracie, are you just afraid of childbirth? Your mom and all her sisters had easy ones!” her desperate grandmother offered, to which Grace reiterated her initial reason about not fucking wanting kids.
“Oh, is it your husband?” asked her Aunt Francis. “Your uncle really didn’t want kids, but he really stepped up when he first held your cousin, Gary!”
Grace once again clarified that she actually did really trust that her long-term boyfriend would also step up if she were to become pregnant, but the thing was that she just didn’t want to be pregnant in the first place.
We really admire your patience here, Grace!
The straw that broke the camel’s back was Grace’s own mother, who finally asked, “Well, have you thought about adopting then?”
Grace took several deep breaths and finally replied, “No, I don’t want kids. I don’t want biological or adopted children. I don’t want a little person in my house the same way you don’t want people with shoes on in your house. I do not want it! I don’t like the idea of it! I have never liked it or wanted it! I don’t want kids! I have never fucking wanted kids!”
Immediately after, her grandfather hobbled over, smiled expectantly at Grace, and asked, “Oh, are you talking about having kids? I’d love a grandchild!”
