Woman Wakes Up Early to –– Oh, Shit, It’s Already Noon Print Edition - Jul 26, 2024 By: McKayley Gourley Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: ProductivityWaking Up EarlyHow The Hell Is It Already Noon? ‘I Practice Intermittent Fasting,’ Says Woman Who Ran Out of Her Favorite Snacks and Went to Bed Early I LIVED IT: I Asked for a Free Estimate and Somebody Called Me