Woman Just Trying to Make Enough Friends So She Can Zone Out During Conversations Print Edition - Jul 8, 2025 By: McKayley Gourley Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Zoning OutMaking FriendsPerfect Hang Woman With ADHD ‘Let’s Gooooo!’ Says Woman in Gym Very Literally