Woman Enrolls in Elementary School so Someone Will Confiscate Her Phone Print Edition - Sep 11, 2025 By: Alyson D'Lando Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: PhoneSchoolTake It Please Woman Who Waited Too Long to Do Laundry Forced to Wear Tux to Laundromat Shit! Pay Later Is Now