Author Archives for Alyson D'Lando

Woman Reading in Public for 20 Minutes Is a Paid Actor Hired to Make You Feel Bad

‘This Is Just Like The Handmaid’s Tale,’ Says Woman About Show She Started And Won’t Finish

Dog Distracting You From Looking At Photos Of Dog

I LIVED IT: I Invested in Myself and Now I Can’t Get Out

‘I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,’ Says Woman Before Farting

Tips to Keep Guacamole From Browning That Aren’t As Effective As Eating It All

How to Say ‘We’re Still in a Pandemic’ or ‘Everyone Will Be Vaxed’ Depending on if It’s Something You Want to Do

$6 Salad Actually $47 if You Want Grilled Chicken

How to Get Her to Notice You by Being 19th Century Crown Molding

Real-life Terminator? This Woman Would Go Back in Time and Fuck Mark Zuckerberg to Save Us All

Why We Should Raise the Debt Ceiling and Fast, Because I am Outside Sephora

Wow! This Stylist Can Cut Curly Hair But Only If It’s Pubes

How to Go to the Farmers Market Without Being Like, ‘I’m at the Farmers Market!’

Coworker is Out of Office With Limited Access to Email So Don’t Get Any Fuckin’ Ideas

Wow! This Woman Is Nailing a ‘Buy Nothing’ Challenge Because She Is Poor

‘It Feels Like Real Life Again,’ Says Woman Who Clogged a Toilet and Ran Away

Nice! $70 Swimsuit Price Actually Only for Bottom

Catcaller Enjoyed Extra Time at Home with His Family But Feels Ready to Go Back to Work

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