Author Archives for Alyson D'Lando

Wife Only One to ‘Haha’ Husband’s Comment in Group Chat

How to Feel Young Again by Taking a Drag of a Clove Cigarette and Immediately Throwing Up

Mom Incorrectly Assumes for 15th Year in a Row That You’re Coming Home for Easter

Study Confirms It’s So Weird When It’s Your Birthday

Nice! This Guy’s Political Party Is Podcasts

Government Confirms Drones Over New Jersey All Shooting Very Elaborate Wedding Videos

Nostalgic! This Christmas Movie Presumes Two Women in Their 30’s Could Afford Their Own Homes to Swap

Woman Feeling Great Takes Anticipatory Advil

Mayor Adams Relieved to No Longer Be the Most Corrupt Leader in Nation

Woman Who Stopped Therapy Not So Smug Now

Friends Engage in Annual Ritual of Pretending Pumpkin Carving Is Fun

How to Manage Election Anxiety by Focusing on All Your Other Kinds

Apple Confirms They Keep Changing the Chargers Just to Fuck With You

‘Working On Something New!’ Teases Influencer Who Got a Day Job

I LIVED IT: My Grandma Had More Reproductive Rights Than Me and Also a Hypothetical Shot With Paul Newman

Chosen Family Starting to Get Kinda Annoying Too

Etsy Seller Includes Home Cooked Steak Dinner as Thank You for Purchase

QUIZ: Are You Not Going Outside Because of a Heat Advisory, Poor Air Quality, or Because You Wouldn’t Have Anyway?

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