Author Archives for Alyson D'Lando

CDC Says It’s Safe to Hug Your Grandkids and Maybe the Salesperson at Sephora?

Bold Winter Lips That Say, ‘It’s Mostly Cracked Blood Under Here’

Newly Vaccinated Man Still Gonna Give You HPV

How to Dust Your Curtain Bangs

Wow! These Black Friday Deals Will Make You Forget You Were Just Googling ‘Coup’

Miss Going to Bars? Here’s How to Teach Your Cat to Keep an Eye on Your Purse

Nice! Daylight Savings Time The Least Of Our Problems This Year

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Woman Going to Keep Buying Gourds Until She Feels Better

Wow! Parents Full-blown Obsessed With Another Show You’ve Never Heard Of

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How to Tell Little Girls They Can Do Anything They Want Except for Probably a French Braid

Why Are Men Are Judged On Their Potential and I Am Judged On That Time I Keyed Dylan’s Car?

Second Wave Of Texts From Rob Expected to Be Much Worse

‘Any Fun Summer Plans?’ Question Appears Serious

Woman’s Armpit Proves She Doesn’t Have COVID-related Loss of Smell

Waitress Recommends the Shrimp or Maybe Staying the Fuck Home?

White Woman Doing The Hard Work of Saying, ‘I Have a Lot of Hard Work to Do’

How to Talk to Kids About Race or Really Anything, They’re Hard to Talk To

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