Woman Cuts Off Friend for Having Too Many Birthdays Print Edition - Sep 18, 2025 By: Tom Smyth Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: FriendshipBirthdayToxic Woman Owns One Bra and 17 Unwearable Backups ‘I Love Country Music!’ Says Woman Who Loves Songs About Murdering Your Husband