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Dog’s Dry-Ass Tongue Doesn’t Fit in Its Mouth
Woman Ignores To-Do List to Cast a Hypothetical ‘Wicked’ Movie Instead
Five Gorgeous Engagement Rings That Are Almost as Expensive as One Container of Cashews
Fuck! Attainable Crush Got Too Hot During Pandemic
Everybody Wants the Dolly Parton Vaccine, but What About the One by the Frontman of Train?
How to Romanticize Your Amazon Purchase by Picturing Frances McDormand in ‘Nomadland’ Boxing It
Wow! This Hero Dog is Able to Detect Cancer Using Only an MRI Machine
Our Generation’s Fran Lebowitz? This Woman’s Coat is Too Big
Oh No! Steve Kornacki Zoomed In Too Far On The Election Map and Showed Me Naked On My Couch to Everybody on MSNBC
This Door Frame Pull-Up Bar is Perfect for Discovering You Can’t Do a Pull-Up
Why I’m Leaving New York (There’s a Fly in My Apartment and I Can’t Catch Him)
Mom Still Fucks With ‘I Hope You Dance’
I’m a Method Actor and My Method is Being Rude to the Cast and Crew
We Can Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based on Your ‘Gilmore Girls’ Opinions and if We’re Wrong We Will Shut Down Our Website, So Help Us God
BREAKING: My Slippery-Ass Glassware
BREAKING: Mom Wants to See Another Movie Told From Perspective of Dog
QUIZ: Is Today the Day You Just Do It and Eat All Six English Muffins?
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