Woman Celebrates Birthday Because It Puts More Time Between Herself and Her Popped Collar Phase Print Edition - Jul 23, 2025 By: Laura Fabius Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: FashionBirthdayThank God Woman Loves Having Figurines Until It’s Time to Dust Woman Decreases Screen Time by Staring Into the Blank Palm of Her Hand
