Last weekend, 27-year-old Keitha Vallem received a booty call from a man she hooked up with months prior asking her if she was free to hang out. After feeling guilty for a few minutes, she responded to the text with “I’m super sorry, but I’m dating someone and I’m very, very happy.”
“I feel bad that I’m so happy with my new boyfriend Eric,” says Vallem. “When this rando dude texted me I sort of felt like I had cheated on him, even though we’ve never had a meal together and haven’t spoken in months.”
Keitha has been dating her boyfriend Eric for a month, and has already met his mother and sister. After receiving the booty call text, Keitha reached out to a few close friends to discuss the situation.
“She was so apologetic, which makes absolutely no sense,” says Jacqueline Dufont, Keitha’s roommate and close friend. “They literally fucked two or three times and nothing else.”
Their third roommate, Warren Shoffield concurred. “They could barely hold a conversation.”
Although Dufont has encouraged Vallem to focus on the deep connection she’s building with Eric, Keitha cannot shake how bad she feels for her newfound happiness.
In turn, Keitha’s new boyfriend has noticed a shift in his girlfriend over the weekend.
“When we were eating breakfast, she seemed distant,” says River. “I’m trying to figure out if there’s another guy or something I should be worried about?”
Vallem comforted him, saying there is no one he should worry about, but looked off into the distance feeling pangs of guilt.
“I’m really enjoying my time with my new boyfriend but I still feel like I owe this guy a huge apology,” shares Vallem. “Like I feel like I should’ve sent him some kind of farewell or alert that I’d started fucking someone else who is also my boyfriend. I’m so fucking sorry.”
Sources confirm that when asked about Keitha, her fuck buddy responded, “Who?”
