What the Fuck? Birthday Over After Just One Day Print Edition - Sep 26, 2025 By: Khaleel Rahman Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: BirthdaySadIt's Over Woman Tidying Up Apartment Committed to Keeping It Neat Until Next Time She Enters Woman Wades Back Into Neglected Text Chain With Unapologetic ‘Hey!’
