Author Archives for Khaleel Rahman

Nice! LinkedIn Unveils New ‘I’ll Take Anything’ Status for Desperate Job Seekers

Nice! This Woman Doesn’t Buy Boycotted Products Because She’s Too Poor To

Texas Allows Abortions for Pregnancies That Pose Risk to Career of Father

Experts Assure Global Warming to Pause Until Nation Regains Mental Bandwidth to Deal With It

How to Practice Self-Care as Well as a GOP Senator on Vacation

Why I’m Pickling My Vibrator

School Shooter Masks Up to Avoid Getting Measles

Family Donates Park Bench to Honor Late Grandmother’s Fetish of Being Sat On

New Parents Excited to Experience World Through Eyes of Total Moron

Movie a Lot More Fun When Woman Doesn’t Scroll on Phone for Entire Duration

Carcinogen Tastes Pretty Good

Dying Grandma Utters Last Slurs

Patron of the Arts? This Woman Bought a Large Popcorn at AMC

Amazon Recreates Black Friday Thrill by Letting Online Shoppers Fight Delivery Person for Package

Nightmare Blunt Rotation? This Woman Is at Thanksgiving

Why I Choose to Co-Sleep With My Husband

Woman Can’t Wait for Job Offers to Flood in After Switching LinkedIn to ‘Open To Work’

Study Finds Comparison Only Thief of Joy For Losers With Nothing Going on in Their Lives

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