Some people spend their whole lives searching for true love. However, Sheila Samuels was able to find the love of her life at just 27 years old after discovering the one astrology website on the entire internet that said her and her crush are compatible.
Wow! She’s giving star-crossed lovers a whole new meaning!
“I’ve had a crush on this guy from work for about a month now, and we’re totally hitting it off,” Sheila said. “I’m a Pisces and he’s a Gemini, so we may not be compatible in the traditional astrological sense, but I knew we were the one exception to this rule, and AstroLove.xyz proved it, despite seeming to be wholly written by AI.”
Awww! They’re destined to be!
While Sheila has always been a staunch follower of astrology, she seems to not be taking it as seriously as of late.
“While I think astrology is a good indicator of how well your personality matches with someone else’s, I don’t think it can dictate absolutely everything,” she told reporters. “Just because our sun signs don’t match, that doesn’t mean we’re not compatible, and as soon as I get Ethan’s birth time, I’m sure I’ll find that we have amazing compatibility between all of the other signs in our charts.”
According to those close to Sheila, this is a totally new development in her approach to love.
“I’ve seen her turn down people on the spot solely for their zodiac sign,” Sheila’s roommate Sasha Frank told reporters. “She doesn’t even talk to air signs. Ethan must be really cute, because she literally doesn’t make this kind of exception for anyone. She’s even told me multiple times that she hates Geminis.”
“I guess I was wrong! I was looking at unreliable resources all along,” Sheila told reporters, referencing every single website, magazine, and work of literature about astrology except for AstroLovee.xyz. “Thank God I finally learned the truth. Astrology just has so many layers, y’know?”
At press time, Sheila obtained Ethan’s birth time and promptly decided to only recognize Myers Briggs personality types going forward.
