In Jacksonville, FL, 24-year-old Anita Hayword is taking Valentine’s Day into her own hands by celebrating it with her gal pals, and fucking them, too!
Talk about friendship goals!
“I love all my besties!” Anita said. “And what’s a better way to spend Galentine’s Day than spending the whole day having hot, passionate sex with each other? I just love my girls!”
This is a big change from how Anita has celebrated the feminist holiday with her friends in the past, which has reportedly been spent out at brunch, doing a gift exchange, and attending a paint-and-sip party.
“This year we decided to take it to a whole new level,” Anita told reporters. “Since we’re all single and love each other so much, it would honestly be silly not to have a friendly lil’ orgy together.”
So true!
According to our sources, the friend group has been wining and dining each other regularly for years at this point, so it makes sense that they’d be interested in having a lil’ fuck sesh, too.
“Who needs a significant other when you have eight gal pals who already know you so well?” Anita said. “Plus, the pillow talk is even more exciting when you can all gossip about the same people.”
Anita’s friends seem to be equally excited about their mutual Galentine’s Day plans.
“We’ll have so many vibrators!” her friend, Jaz Marks, said. “I know because we all helped each other pick them out.”
“This is gonna be the best Galentine’s Day ever!” another friend, Kailee Lopez, said. “I’m so glad we’re not doing a potluck this year.”
Many of Anita’s friends are even thinking about celebrating Galentine’s Day instead of Valentine’s Day permanently since it has so much more to offer.
“I think next year I’m going to propose,” Anita told reporters. “I wanna spend Galentine’s Day with my gal pals for the rest of our lives!”
