Tiny Wallets That Say, ‘I Want You To Pick Up The Tab’

Glitter Pocket Wallet ($45, J Crew)

Just as much a conversation piece as it is an accessory, this disco-ball knick-knack will look great next to your manicure on Instagram. It won’t hold your “freelance party planner/interior designer” business cards and it definitely won’t hold any money. Flash this shiny number at the start of the date to communicate, “I’m contributing a personality as sparkly as this wallet. That’s it, though. Thanks in advance!”