This Woman Gave Up Alcohol for 30 Days and Still Managed to Crash Her Car Print Edition - Jan 21, 2026 By: Steph Westendorf Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: DrivingCarSober Gladiator? Woman Gave a Thumbs Down in the Group Chat ‘It’s a Numbers Game,’ Woman Reminds Herself After Thousandth Consecutive Failure
