Author Archives for Steph Westendorf

‘It’s Good to Unplug,’ Says Woman About Grandparent

RFK’s Brain Worm Did Not Sign Up for This Shit

This 12-Foot Home Depot Skeleton Wants You to Know That Sign out Front Doesn’t Reflect His Political Views

Is He Into You or Is He Just Using You for Your Host Body?

Guilt-Free Dessert? This Cake Has No Remorse

What Your Plants’ Body Language Says About How Dead They Are

Totes That Say, ‘I’m Only Getting This Much at the Grocery Store’

Influencer? This Woman Hit the Car in Front of Her and Now All the Other Cars Are Doing It Too

woman staring off into space

Overachiever! This Woman Third and Fourth Guesses Herself Too

Millennial Finally Financially Stable Enough to Start Thinking About Having Plants

Nation Prepares to Celebrate Its Independence From Democracy

‘Time Is Money,’ Says Woman Who Has Neither

Minimalist? This Woman Only Has a Few Dollars in Her Bank Account

Runner’s High? Yeah She Is

Solidarity! Woman Celebrates the Eclipse by Blacking Out

Mom Jeans? This Woman’s Jeans Keep Asking Her for Grandkids

Don’t Worry! Landlord Will Fix That as Soon as You Move Out

How to Beat Sunday Scaries by Not Going to Work Till Wednesday

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