Are you ready to look fresh? Just out of the womb? Well then a wet, slicked-back hairstyle is just the trend for you. You’ve seen this look on celebs like Kristen Stewart, Kim Kardashian, and just-born babies, and now it’s all yours! Here’s how to pull it off.
Step 1: Start With Damp Hair
You don’t want it too soaking, or the product won’t stay in your hair. Remember newborns are covered in amniotic fluid, but a lot of that gets squeezed off them on the way out. You want to get to a stickier consistency here.
Step 2: Apply a Strong Hold Hair Gel to Your Roots
Lighter hair gels won’t do the trick if you want your hair plastered in place like you just came out of your mom covered in blood and goo. Go for the good stuff. Apply as liberally as you like for an even wetter look.
Step 3: Comb Hair Back
Distribute the gel and style your strands to look like your hair was pushed back by the tightly stretched labia of your mother’s vagina. Now you look like a baby who’s angry to be feeling cool air on your wet skin. Fierce!
Step 4: Hold in Place with Hairspray
Before the gel has dried, set everything with hairspray. This keeps it all in place so you can go about your day with your wet, squinty-eyed “searching for a taste of nipple” look intact.
There it is! Experiment with different amounts of product in order to get the best fresh-out-of-the-womb look for you!
