‘This Can’t Possibly Be Happening,’ Says Woman Who Just Woke Up Print Edition - Sep 25, 2024 By: Hannah Benson Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: SleepMorningSay It Ain't So Woman Somehow Feeling the Need to Convince Friend to Buy Useless Makeup Item She Just Purchased Uh Oh! Company Anti-Bullying Training Sounds Suspiciously Like the Way Women and Her Friends Talk