Author Archives for Hannah Benson

How to Smell an Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Without Remembering Who You Once Were

DUDE CORNER: Asking for Your Nudes Makes Me More Connected to You

Woman With Bangs Honestly Just Wants to Be a Horse

QUIZ: Are They the One You’ve Been Waiting for or Did They Just Take a Good Photo of You?

Party Actually Way More Fun With New Outfit

British Guy Thinks You’re Dating Him for His Accent and Not for Your Sworn Loyalty to Princess Diana

Woman Cancels Plans After Realizing Her Skin Is Sooooo Soft

‘This Is My Week!’ Says Woman Who Just Ate a Hot Dog

QUIZ: Are You in a Bad Mood or Are You Just Wearing No-Show Socks?

How to Play With His Balls Even Though Sports Aren’t Really Your Thing

How to Send a Follow-Up Text Without Sounding Like It’s All You’ve Been Thinking About

Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas to Completely Disregard if You Made Your Pussy Bald for Him

‘This Can’t Possibly Be Happening,’ Says Woman Who Just Woke Up

5 Healthy Ways to Deal With a Loud Chewer That Still Won’t Feel as Good as Killing Them

Self-Control? Woman Didn’t Mention Divorce Rate Even Once at Friend’s Engagement Party

Spare Toothbrush Actually The Cat’s but the Guy You Just Hooked up With Doesn’t Need to Know That

‘You Have to Get Under Someone to Get Over Someone,’ Says Friend Who Wants to Play Leap Frog

QUIZ: Is It a Grocery List or a Bunch of Baby Names on a Post-It?

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